The 2023 Boscars (Video Version):

The 2023 Boscars (Audio Version):

BEST CAT

WINNER
Zee

NOMINEES
Kiki
Catbus
Wallace
Zee
Pebbles
Franklin
Mimi
Hank
Garfield

PRESENTED BY
Renée

BEST CHEMISTRY IN NMC

WINNER
Brandon and Pebbles

NOMINEES
Lisa & Nik
Brandon & His Backgrounds
Nicky & Grace
Lisa & Julie
Jake & Eddy
Michael Jordan & Scottie Pippen
Josh & His Bed
Brandon and Pebbles

BEST DRESSED

WINNER
Lays All Dressed Ruffles

NOMINEES
Mardy
Pauline
Brandon
Renée
Nik
Julie
Eddy
Lays All Dressed Ruffles
Mimi

BEST EDDY FASHION MOMENT

WINNER
The Corset

NOMINEES
The Corset
Bear Hoodie w/ Sylvie
Ultra Faded Halloween Sweater
Cozy Chic Pajamas
Ol' Reliable Orthodontics
Full Metal Camo
That New Outfit His Sisters Got

CAL RIPKEN “IRON MAN” AWARD FOR MOST CONSISTENT NMC MEMBER

WINNER
Abby

NOMINEES
Lisa
Nik
Adam Wand
Renée
Abby
Catbus
Crypto Jake
Fatalistic Jake
Sick Eddy

CHILD OF THE YEAR

WINNER
Eddy

NOMINEES
Weston "Hemingway" Gurevitch
Ezra "Christmas Card" Shualy
Eddy
Sylvie "Woman of the Year" Miller
Crypto Boy
Julia

HANG-TEN JOLLIEST MOVIE WATCH-ER

WINNER
Greek Ted

NOMINEES
Ted
Teddy
Theodore
Ted 2
Big T
Tubi Ted
Greek Ted
Dark Ted
The Friends We Made Along the Way

PRESENTED BY
Ted

HOST WITH THE MOST (BEST HOST OF THE YEAR)

WINNER
Nik

NOMINEES
Lisa
Renée
Justin
Nik
Brandon
Jake

HOTTEST ZOOM BACKGROUND ACTOR

WINNER
Jeff

NOMINEES
Jeff
Sam (When Visible)
New Yorkers (Behind a Walking Ted)
Any of the Pets Begging For Our Attention
Nicky
Steven Credit Card
Sleeping Couch Justin
Jake & Xi's New Home

THE EDDY MILLER MEANEST NMC MEMBER AWARD

WINNER
Joshua Miller

NOMINEES
He
Him
That Guy Who Sleeps
Sylvie's Dad
Lisa
Nik
Joshua Miller

PRESENTED BY
Eddy

MAN OF THE YEAR

WINNER
Jeff

NOMINEES
Brandon
Jake
Justin
Nik
Abby
Ted
Zelenskyy
Jeff
Josh When He's Not Eddy
Tib Fortress
Xi

MOST ABSENT MEMBER

WINNER
Mardy

NOMINEES
Scott
Condo Jake
Pauline
Mardy
Ted's Headphones

MOST COMMITTED TO CONSTANTLY NOMINATING A SINGLE MOVIE

WINNER
Justin, "Under the Tuscan Sun"

NOMINEES
Justin, "Under the Tuscan Sun"
Justin, "Dear Evan Hansen"
Justin, "Escape the Undertaker"
Lisa, "Juno"
Abby, "Paddington II"
Renée, "Surf's Up"

MOST DEDICATED WEBMASTER

WINNER
Chake Parrots

NOMINEES
Jake
Brandon
Justin
Mike Zuckerberg
Chake Parrots
Jacob

NICEST NMC MEMBER

WINNER
Xi

NOMINEES
Xi
Abby
Lisa
Brandon
Grace
Nik
Renée
Pauline
Jack
Josh
Ted

SLEEPIEST LITTLE BITCH

WINNER
Eddy

NOMINEES
Eddy
Snorlax
Sleeplax

WOMAN OF THE YEAR

WINNER
Renée

NOMINEES
Lisa
Abby
Renée
Julie
Xi
Pauline
Meryl Streep
Greta Thunberg
Jake
Justin
Josh

BEST NMC GAME FROM "SEASON 3"

WINNER
"Heaven or Hell", Justin

NOMINEES
"Waifu Wars", Pauline
"Nicely Morphin' Film Star Strangers", Nik
"Heaven or Hell", Justin
"NMC Endgame RPG", Lisa
"NMC: Who Said It?", Brandon
"Picking the Boscars Date", NMC

BEST NMC REVEAL

WINNER
Pauline Got Bangs

NOMINEES
Jake and Xi's Condo Flooded
Brendan's Big News
Brandon Announces Engagement
Pauline Got Bangs
Eddy and Abby's New House is Broken

FUNNIEST NMC MOMENT

WINNER
"Ted Goes Into the Car on the Film Set"

NOMINEES
"Single Dog Daddy"
"Tire Tracks"
"Jake Patiently Waiting for Everyone to Reach the End of "40 Days and 40 Nights""
"Westfield Moms Spinning Gold"
"Ted Goes Into the Car on the Film Set"
"Everyone Tipsily Sharing Their Holiday Drink Puns"

HOTTEST TAKE

WINNER
Brendan Fraser Shouldn't Have Been That Cut and Naked in "George of the Jungle": It's a Movie for Children

NOMINEES
Vince Vaughn Isn't Hot
Banderas / Hopkins / Jones Never Hotter than "Mask of Zorro"
Hated "Glass Onion"
Luxury Watches Are the Best Investment Today
Brendan Fraser Shouldn't Have Been That Cut and Naked in "George of the Jungle": It's a Movie for Children

PRESENTED BY
Nik

BEST DEMONSTRATION OF THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

WINNER
Lohan Crashes Into a Labor Camp and Never Escapes, "Falling for Christmas"

NOMINEES
No Mention of Christmas, "Journey to the Center of the Earth"
Tom Cruise Saves Christmas, "Mission Impossible"
Lohan Crashes Into a Labor Camp and Never Escapes, "Falling for Christmas"
Punishment Rains Down From the Heavens Upon Those Who Spur Family and Matrimony, "Four Christmases"
Buddy Sings to Zooey in the Shower, "Elf"

PRESENTED BY
Renée

BEST FILM

WINNER
"Enough Said"

NOMINEES
"Enough Said"
"The River Wild"
"Deep Water"
"40 Days and 40 Nights"
"Final Destination 3"
"Beetlejuice"
"A Rugrats Passover"
"Passover"
"Kiki's Delivery Service"
"21 Jump Street"
"Election"

PRESENTED BY
Justin

BEST ONSCREEN DEATH

WINNER
Taylor Swift, "Amsterdam"

NOMINEES
Man Meets Lawnmower, "The Happening"
The Snails, "Deep Water"
Abu Ghraib, "The Card Counter"
Emilio Estevez, "Mission Impossible"
Reese Witherspoon, "Just Like Heaven"
Kevin Bacon, "The River Wild"
Taylor Swift, "Amsterdam"
Traditional Marriage, "Deep Water"
Affleck Bikes into Tracy Letts' Van, "Deep Water"

PRESENTED BY
Nik

BEST UNSELECTED FILM

WINNER
"Escape the Undertaker" (Netflix)

NOMINEES
"Escape the Undertaker" (Netflix)
"Under the Tuscan Sun" (Amazon Crime)
"The Love Punch" (Amazon Crime)
"The Butterfly Effect" (HBOMax)
"Dear Evan Hansen" (HBOMax)
"Little Miss Sunshine" (HBOMax)
"The Grey Man" (Netflix)

PRESENTED BY
Brandon

FASTEST RIVER IN A FILM

WINNER
Josh Hartnett's River of Ejaculate, "40 Days and 40 Nights"

NOMINEES
Josh's Bladder After Having Too Many Hot Chocolates, "NMC"
The River Wild, "The River Wild"
Josh Hartnett's River of Ejaculate, "40 Days and 40 Nights"
Rapunzel's River of Hair, "Tangled"
The River of Rats, "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"
The River Where Ben Affleck Kills the Guy, "Deep Water"

PRESENTED BY
Eddy

FILM THAT MOST NEEDED SEX IN IT

WINNER
"40 Days and 40 Nights"

NOMINEES
"Deep Water"
"40 Days and 40 Nights"
"Disenchanted"
"Uncharted"
"Come From Away"
"Cliffhanger"
"Falling for Christmas"

PRESENTED BY
Ted

LONGEST FILM

WINNER
"Amsterdam" (2 hr, 14 min)

NOMINEES
"Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D" (1 hr, 33 min)
"Amsterdam" (2 hr, 14 min)
"Disenchanted" (1 hr, 59 min)
"Four Christmases" (1 hr, 28 min)
"Come From Away" (1 hr, 46 min)
"Chris Gethard Show: Public Access: Looking at Dicks for an Hour: A New Low" (1 hr)

PRESENTED BY
Justin

MEANEST FILM

WINNER
"40 Days and 40 Nights"

NOMINEES
"40 Days and 40 Nights"
"Wimbledon"
"Amsterdam"
"Tangled"
"Joe Versus the Volcano"
"Come From Away"
"The Card Counter"

PRESENTED BY
Eddy

MOST EXHAUSTIVE PERFORMANCE IN A FILM

WINNER
Ashley Tisdale, "High School Musical 2" & "High School Musical 3"

NOMINEES
Ben Affleck, "Deep Water"
Rami Malek, "Amsterdam"
Mark Wahlberg, "Uncharted"
Hitler, "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"
Ashley Tisdale, "High School Musical 2" & "High School Musical 3"
Tiffany Haddish, "The Card Counter"
John C. Reilly, "Walk Hard"
Christian Bale as Ol' Hickory Doo, "Amsterdam"

PRESENTED BY
Abby

NICEST FILM

WINNER
"Elf"

NOMINEES
"Deep Water"
"Laws of Attraction"
"Elf"
"Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade"
"Enough Said"
"A Rugrats Passover"
"Dumplin'"
"Just Like Heaven"
"Kissing Jessica Stein"

PRESENTED BY
Abby

SEXIEST FILM

WINNER
"Deep Water"

NOMINEES
"Deep Water"
"Lara Croft: Tomb Raider"
"George of the Jungle"
"Final Destination 3"
"Laws of Attraction"
"Saving Face"
"The Truth About Cats & Dogs"

PRESENTED BY
Ted & Eddy

SEXIST FILM

WINNER
"40 Days and 40 Nights"

NOMINEES
"Cliffhanger"
"The Truth About Cats & Dogs"
"Mystic Pizza"
"The Big Sleep"
"Beetlejuice"
"40 Days and 40 Nights"
"Jimmy the Gent"
"Deep Water"

PRESENTED BY
Eddy & Ted

WORST CHEMISTRY BETWEEN TWO CHARACTERS IN “THE CARD COUNTER”

WINNER
Tiffany Haddish and Oscar Isaac

NOMINEES
Tiffany Haddish and Oscar Isaac
Tiffany Haddish and Tye Sheridan
Tiffany Haddish and Paul Schrader
Tiffany Haddish and Willem Dafoe
Tiffany Haddish and NMC
Shia LeBeouf and Shooting Schedules

PRESENTED BY
Nik

WORST FILM

WINNER
"Amsterdam"

NOMINEES
"Deep Water"
"Jimmy the Gent"
"Come From Away"
"Disenchanted"
"Amsterdam"
"Four Christmases"
"40 Days and 40 Nights"
"Uncharted"

PRESENTED BY
Jake

WORST ONSCREEN CHEMISTRY

WINNER
Humans and 3D Graphic Effects, "Journey to the Center of the Earth in 3D"

NOMINEES
Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas, "Deep Water"
John Lithgow and 'Planning', "Cliffhanger"
Tim Hortons and 'Terrorism', "Come From Away"
Mark Wahlberg, Tom Holland and Ferdinand Magellan, "Uncharted"
Mark Wahlberg and 'Happenings', "The Happening"
Tiffany Haddish and 'The Human Race', "The Card Counter"
Every Single Actor in Every Scene, "Amsterdam"
Humans and 3D Graphic Effects, "Journey to the Center of the Earth in 3D"
Julia Roberts and Portugal, "Mystic Pizza"

PRESENTED BY
Jeff & Sam

WORST STUNT

WINNER
The Bike-Subaru Chase Sequence, "Deep Water"

NOMINEES
Fake Free-Fall, "Uncharted"
David Strathairn Outrunning a Raging River, "The River WIld"
The Bike-Subaru Chase Sequence, "Deep Water"
Ben Affleck Falling Into a Pool, "Deep Water"
Brendan Fraser Holding Up Traffic in San Francisco, "George of the Jungle"
Taylor Swift Being Pushed, "Amsterdam"
Paul Bettany Serves a Tennis Ball, "Wimbledon"

PRESENTED BY
Pauline

WORST THING ABOUT “AMSTERDAM”

WINNER
It Thinks It's So Fucking Smart

NOMINEES
Needs More Taylor Swift Dummies Getting Run Over
No Brendan Fraser
Too Many Fucking Cameos
It Thinks It's So Fucking Smart
David O. Russell is a Complete POS
Only Interesting Part Comes in the End Credits
Insanely Paced Scenes
You Only Find Out What the Movie is About After Two Hours??
Tax on Weed is Too High

PRESENTED BY
Brandon

TECHNICAL AWARDS: PRESENTED BY JUSTIN & AI

GROUP MEMBER WE WERE MOST EXCITED ABOUT

WINNER
Did We Interpret This Category Correctly With These Nominations?

NOMINEES
Engaged Brandon
Patagonia Lisa
Kiwi Renee
NextDoor Abby
International Justin
Did We Interpret This Category Correctly With These Nominations?
George Santos
Al Gored

JOSH’S WORST IDEA / WORST NMC CONCEPT BY A JOSH

WINNER
Shutting Down Xi

NOMINEES
Voting For Lists
Shutting Down Xi
Thinking Rabbits are Antisemitic
1000 Discord Channels
Giving Every Movie 5 Stars on Letterboxd

BIGGEST REGRET

WINNER
No One Ever Sent Lisa Onion Rings

NOMINEES
Not Watching "The Blind Side"
Not Eating Mystic Pizza
Uncancelling Brendan Fraser
Not Watching "Dear Evan Hansen" Before It Was Cancelled
Not Finding a Single Drinking Game to Play Along With an NMC Movie
No One Ever Sent Lisa Onion Rings

BEST BRANDON BACKGROUND

WINNER
Joshie Has a Gun

NOMINEES
Lisa Onion Rings
Joshie Has a Gun
Jake & Xi in Hawaii
Denver Demon Horse, Blucifer
Nik's Bo Jackson w/ Head in Jar
Man with Vertical Ring Head Beard

BEST VACATION APPEARANCE

WINNER
Jake & Xi in Hawaii

NOMINEES
Jake & Xi in Hawaii
Justin?
Ted?
Lisa at the WNBA playoffs
Deplaned Americans in Canada During 9/11

FUNNIEST JOKE ON DISCORD

WINNER
Justin Asking For Everyone's Random Coordinates For Absolutely No Reason

NOMINEES
Gender Reveal 9/11 DALL-E Tweet
Nik's Bo Jackson w/ Head in Jar
Justin Asking For Everyone's Random Coordinates For Absolutely No Reason
"Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" 'Bust' Discussion
"Light and Brine" / "Dark and Gere"
Josh Getting Mad if We Don't Put Dashes in Before Voting

FUNNIEST JOKE IRL

WINNER
Abby Describing the Way Josh Leaves Clothes on the Floor and Laughing So Hard She Cries

NOMINEES
Jake
Lisa Asking About the Note From Byron Allen
Lisa's Onion Rings
Seeing "The Blind Side" at a Bowling Alley
Every End Screen in "Heaven or Hell"
Abby Describing the Way Josh Leaves Clothes on the Floor and Laughing So Hard She Cries

FAVORITE NMC SEASON

WINNER
Season 1

NOMINEES
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6

BEST MOVIE QUOTE

WINNER
"Oh no!"

NOMINEES
"This. Is. Wimbledon."
"Oh no!"
"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"
"What is reality?"
"Nice fuckin' model."
"Indiana, let it go."

BEST LEGAL ROMANCE NO LONGER ON HBOMAX

WINNER
"Laws of Attraction (Inverted)"

NOMINEES
"Laws of Attraction"
"Laws of Attraction (UK)"
"Laws of Attraction (Snyder Cut)"
"Laws of Attraction (1998)"
"Laws of Attraction (Inverted)"

BEST THING SOMEONE’S FOCUSED ON INSTEAD OF THE CONVERSATION

WINNER
Pets

NOMINEES
Pets
Legend of Zelda
NMC Website
Plummeting Stocks
Jake Needs a Chair
Nik Making Food or Some Other Bullshit
Tweezers
Discord

GREATEST HORRIFIED REACTION TO A BONER IN A FILM

WINNER
The Audience, "40 Days and 40 Nights"

NOMINEES
Sylvester Stallone, "Cliffhanger"
Reese Witherspoon, "Just Like Heaven"
John McEnroe, "Wimbledon"
The Audience, "40 Days and 40 Nights"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Enough Said"

FASTEST TALKING IN A MOVIE

WINNER
"Jimmy the Gent"

NOMINEES
"Jimmy the Gent"
"The Big Sleep"
"Four Christmases"
"Amsterdam"

BEST SIDEKICK

WINNER
Jiji the Cat, "Kiki's Delivery Service"

NOMINEES
Maggie (The Dog), "The River Wild"
The Snails, "Deep Water"
Geoffrey Chaucer, "A Knight's Tale"
The Wind, "The Happening"
Jiji the Cat, "Kiki's Delivery Service"