The 2022 Boscars (Video Version):

The 2022 Boscars (Audio Version):

LEAST SHOCKING BETRAYAL IN A MOTION PICTURE

WINNER
Jon Voight from "Anaconda"

NOMINEES
Angry Guy Gets a Little Murdery from "Cube"
Ben Affleck Chooses PR Over His Family from "Jersey Girl"
Jake Betraying Eddy By Saying All the Videos Eddy Made That One Time Were Eddy’s Idea from "NMC"
Jon Voight from "Anaconda"
Nicki Marron (Michele Lamar Richards) Putting a Hit Out On Her Sister Rachel Marron (Whitney Houston) and Flirting With Her Boyfriend / Bodyguard Frank Farmer (Kevin Costner) from "The Bodyguard"
Robert Wuhl Abandons Oscar Hosting Duties After Assassination Attempt from "Someone's Reality"

BEST BRANDON BACKGROUND

WINNER
Jake Blindfolded Twice

NOMINEES
Jake Blindfolded Twice
Lisa's Bench
No Background (So We Could See Sam)
Ted's Face
The White Cliffs of Some British Place Ted Doesn't Know
Who Is Chris Messina

BEST ZOOM BACKGROUND

WINNER
TIE: Disneyland Group Picture, NMC Holiday Card, Ted Did Something Once I Think

NOMINEES
Any of Brandon's
Disneyland Group Picture
NMC Holiday Card
Ted Did Something Once I Think
Xi's Shoulder Always Popping Into Frame

BEST CAT

WINNER
All Of Them (Include All Pets)

NOMINEES
All Of Them (Include All Pets)
Ezra
Franklin
Kiki
Wallace
Zee

BEST FILM

WINNER
"The Shop Around The Corner"

NOMINEES
"City Slickers"
"Cube"
"Point Break"
"The Faculty"
"The Shop Around The Corner"

BEST LEGAL ROMANCE NO LONGER ON HBOMAX

WINNER
TIE: "Laws of Attraction", Eddy Kramer vs. Lisa Kramer Over Custody of the NMC Movie Countdown

NOMINEES
"Intolerable Cruelty"
"Kramer vs. Kramer"
"Laws of Attraction"
"Suits"
Eddy Kramer vs. Lisa Kramer Over Custody of the NMC Movie Countdown
Laws of Mrs. Doubtfire

BEST MILANO

WINNER
The Ones from Jake

NOMINEES
Alyssa
Coffee Coke Mummy
Double Jake Chocolate
Mint
S'mores
The Ones from Jake

BEST NMC SEGMENT

WINNER
"Mardy in Hell"

NOMINEES
"Cube by Cube" / "Tell Pauline What to Teach for Her Film Class" Mashup
"Hot or Not"
"Mardy in Hell"
"Pepperidge Nibbles"
"Ted Does the Wheel of Impressions"
"The Boscars"

BEST PERFORMANCE IN A CUBE

WINNER
Colin Farrell in "Phone Booth"

NOMINEES
Colin Farrell in "Phone Booth"
Renée
Xi Pretending She Didn't Go In Jake's Forbidden Room (Which is a Cube)

BEST POST-MOVIE DISCUSSION

WINNER
TIE: "Cube", "The Bodyguard"

NOMINEES
"Blue Streak"
"City Slickers"
"Cube"
"Executive Decision"
"The Bodyguard"

BEST STREAMING SERVICE

WINNER
Tubi

NOMINEES
HBO Max
Tubi

BEST THING SOMEONE IS FOCUSED ON INSTEAD OF THE CONVERSATION

WINNER
TIE: Jake Abandoning His Computer, Jake on Anything Else in His Apartment

NOMINEES
Cat / Dog / Other Pet
Jake Abandoning His Computer
Jake on Anything Else in His Apartment
Jeopardy Question About Manuel Noriega
Nik & Lisa on WNBA Finals
Nik, Lisa, & Pauline on Jeopardy

BEST TOTALLY OBVIOUS “THE DEER HUNTER” THEORY

WINNER
Justin's Dad Saying Deer Hunter Gave Justin a Hockey Concussion

NOMINEES
Justin's Dad Saying Deer Hunter Gave Justin a Hockey Concussion
Meryl Streep is the Deer
Money Socks Are From Walken Russian Roulette for His Bastard Child
They Have Each Killed a Deer at Some Point in Their Lives

BEST UNSELECTED FILM

WINNER
"Papa Hemingway in Cuba"

NOMINEES
"21 Jump Street"
"Laws of Attraction"
"Paddington 2"
"Papa Hemingway in Cuba"

CHILD OF THE YEAR

WINNER
Eddy Being A Baby When He Doesn't Get His Way

NOMINEES
All NMC Babies
Ezra (Mardy's Child)
Jacob Tremblay
Eddy Being A Baby When He Doesn't Get His Way
Wes (Justin's Child)

FILM MOST IN NEED OF ADDITIONAL WUHL

WINNER
"Cube"

NOMINEES
"Cube"
"First Knight"
"Popeye"
"Serving Sara"
"The Bodyguard"

FILM THAT MOST NEEDED SEX IN IT

WINNER
"High School Musical"

NOMINEES
"High School Musical"
"Mardy in Hell"
"Phone Booth"
"Popeye"
"Sister Act"
"The Bodyguard"
"The Muppet Christmas Carol"

FIRST NMC MOVIE TO SHOW EDDY & ABBY’S BABY

WINNER
"Mardy in Hell"

NOMINEES
"Deep Cover"
"Executive Decision"
"Mardy in Hell"
"The Edge"
"The Mummy"
An Episode of "9-1-1: Lone Star"

FUNNIEST NMC MOMENT

WINNER
TIE: "Mardy in Hell", "We Finally Vote for Justin's Movie and It's No Longer Streaming"

NOMINEES
"Emilio Asstevez"
"Greek Ted Farts"
"Justin's 45 Minute Wrestling Showcase at the 2021 Boscars"
"Mardy in Hell"
"We Finally Vote for Justin's Movie and It's No Longer Streaming"

HOST WITH THE MOST (BEST HOST OF THE YEAR)

WINNER
Nik for "NMC Jeopardy"

NOMINEES
Alex (RIP) for "Phone Booth Quiz"
Lisa for "NMC Roast"
Nik for "NMC Jeopardy"
Xi for "Origami"

HOTTEST TAKE

WINNER
"No Children in Movies"

NOMINEES
"'9-1-1' is One of the Best Shows on TV"
"'Walk The Line' is the Best Music Biopic"
"Nicole Kidman = Can't Talk Right"
"No Children in Movies"

LONGEST FILM

WINNER
TIE: "Executive Decision" (2h 13m), "First Knight" (2h 14m)

NOMINEES
"Executive Decision" (2h 13m)
"First Knight" (2h 14m)
"Popeye" (1h 54m)
"Raya and the Last Dragon" (1h 47m)

MAN OF THE YEAR

WINNER
TIE: Abby, Greek Ted

NOMINEES
Abby
Brandon
Brendan
Greek Ted
Jake
Eddy Louis Miller

MEANEST FILM

WINNER
"Serving Sara"

NOMINEES
"Anaconda"
"Deep Cover"
"Popeye"
"Serving Sara"

MEANEST NMC MEMBER

WINNER
The Roast Version of Ourselves

NOMINEES
Brandon
Eddy
Lisa
Scott Rudin
The Roast Version of Ourselves

MOST 90S PERFORMANCE IN “WALKING AND TALKING”

WINNER
I Didn't Watch It Because I Heard a Cat Died in It

NOMINEES
Anne Heche
Catherine Keener
I Didn't Watch It Because I Heard a Cat Died in It
The Cat
Todd Field as "Frank"

MOST 90S PERFORMANCE IN A MOTION PICTURE

WINNER
TIE: Brendan Fraser as The Mummy Killer in "The Mummy", Seth Green in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"

NOMINEES
Brendan Fraser as The Mummy Killer in "The Mummy"
Emilio Estevez in "Zapman (Or Whatever The Hell)"
Liv Tyler in "Jersey Girl"
Mike Myers in "Austin Powers"
Seth Green in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"
Whoopi Goldberg in "Sister Act"

MOVIE THAT WOULD HAVE MOST BENEFITED IF BOSCO WAS A PART OF IT (MOVIE THAT NEEDED THE BOS)

WINNER
"Cube"

NOMINEES
"Cube"
"Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: Sammy Davis Jr."
"Jennifer's Body"
"Jersey Girl"
"Phone Booth"
"The Muppet Christmas Carol"

NICEST FILM

WINNER
TIE: "Cube", "Legally Blonde", "The Muppet Christmas Carol"

NOMINEES
"Cube"
"Legally Blonde"
"Searching For B**** F*****"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze"
"The Muppet Christmas Carol"

NICEST NMC MEMBER

WINNER
TIE: Abby, Renée

NOMINEES
Abby
Brandon
Renée

SEXIEST FILM

WINNER
"Jennifer's Body"

NOMINEES
"Batman: Mask of the Phantasm"
"Jennifer's Body"
"Serving Sara"
"The Bodyguard"
"The Emperor's New Groove"

SEXIST FILM

WINNER
TIE: "Anaconda", "Jersey Girl"

NOMINEES
"Anaconda"
"Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: Sammy Davis Jr."
"Jersey Girl"
"Serving Sara"
"The Bodyguard"
"The Shop Around The Corner"

THE EDDY MILLER MEANEST NMC MEMBER AWARD

WINNER
Everyone Who Went Over the Secret Santa Budget Limit

NOMINEES
Everyone Who Went Over the Secret Santa Budget Limit
Eddy
Lisa

WHAT DO YOU THINK “PAPA HEMINGWAY IN CUBA” IS ABOUT?

WINNER
TIE: "John Steinbeck", "Papa Hemingway in Cube!"

NOMINEES
"Blah Blah Typewriters Blah Blah Cigarettes Blah Blah Secretaries Biographies War"
"Cigars, Nudity, Men Being Men"
"Cocaine"
"Hemingway Meeting Up With Out of Wedlock Children"
"John Steinbeck"
"Papa Hemingway in Cube!"
"The Greatest Author of All-Time, Portrayed By the Greatest Actor of All-Time, Set in the Greatest Country of All-Time, Creating the Greatest Nicknames of All-Time."

WHERE SHOULD OUR FIRST FIELD TRIP BE?

WINNER
Dollywood

NOMINEES
Cuba
Dollywood
Europe, or Disneyland Again
Hawaii
Jellystone (The Yogi Bear Version of Yellowstone)
The Cube
We Already Went to Disneyland; Our Second Field Trip Should be to EuroDisney

WORST BODYGUARD

WINNER
TIE: All of the Cops in "Phone Booth", Kevin Costner in "The Bodyguard"

NOMINEES
All of the Cops in "Phone Booth"
Kevin Costner in "The Bodyguard"
Kronk in "The Emperor's New Groove"
Nik in "NMC"
Steven Seagal in "Executive Decision"
Tokka & Rahzar in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze"

WORST FILM

WINNER
"Serving Sara"

NOMINEES
"Anaconda"
"City of Angels"
"Serving Sara"

WORST ON-SCREEN CHEMISTRY

WINNER
TIE: DMX & Screen Time in "Romeo Must Die", Jake & Xi in "NMC"

NOMINEES
Austin Powers & Heather Graham in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me"
DMX & Screen Time in "Romeo Must Die"
Jake & Jenny Slate in "OK Nik, I Already Said I Think She's Awesome, She's Just Not My Type And Maybe I Don't Get The Hype"
Jake & Xi in "NMC"
Popeye & Olive Oyl in "Popeye"
The Cube & Its Inhabitants in "Cube"

WOMAN OF THE YEAR

WINNER
Abby & Eddy’s Unborn Baby

NOMINEES
Abby
Abby & Eddy’s Unborn Baby
Brandon
Lisa
Renée