The 2021 Boscars (Video Version):

The 2021 Boscars (Audio Version):

ROBOT OF THE YEAR

WINNER
“Simple Poll Robot” from Discord

NOMINEES
“Alexa” from Jake’s Bathroom
“Simple Poll Robot” from Discord

BEST ALEXA

WINNER
Bathroom Alexa

NOMINEES
Bathroom Alexa
Downstairs Office Alexa

HOTTEST ZOOM BACKGROUND ACTOR

WINNER
Jeff

NOMINEES
Bathroom Alexa
Catbus
Jeff

BEST STOCK

WINNER
#GME

NOMINEES
Cisco
Disco
#GME
The Other Zoom

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

WINNER
“How Will I Know?” from “The Edge”

NOMINEES
“How Will I Know?” from “The Edge”

FUNNIEST NICE MOVIE CLUB MOMENT

WINNER
Endless Loop of Flower Fact from “Simply Irresistible”

NOMINEES
“The Bugs Incident”
Endless Loop of Flower Fact from “Simply Irresistible”
Eddy Asks to Solve a “Family Problem”
Replay of “While You Were Sleeping”

BIGGEST REGRET

WINNER
Watching “1995 Royal Rumble”

NOMINEES
Eddy Not Getting His Ears Pierced
Letting the Family in My House and Then Having the Family Fuck My Husband
Not Investing Earlier in Life
Picking Any Justin Movie
Watching “1995 Royal Rumble”
Watching “It’s Complicated”

BEST POST-MOVIE DISCUSSION

WINNER
“In Time”

NOMINEES
“The Edge”
“In Time”

BEST END CREDITS DANCE SEQUENCE

WINNER
Justin to “How Will I Know?” from “The Edge”

NOMINEES
Justin to “How Will I Know?” from “The Edge”

BEST DRESSED

WINNER
Mardy

NOMINEES
Eddy, Tank-Top Variant
Mardy

BEST BUGS TOPIC

WINNER
#GME

NOMINEES
#GME
Rice Weevils
The Pennant Phase
Ted Getting Put Into Bugs

BEST BOSCO

WINNER
“It Takes Two”

NOMINEES
“First Wives Club”
“It Takes Two”
“Kate and Leopold”
“Money Pit”
“My Best Friend’s Wedding”

BEST EDDY FASHION MOMENT

WINNER
Eddy Tries Eyeliner

NOMINEES
Eddy Attempts Tank-Top
Eddy Considers Earring
Eddy Tries Eyeliner

BEST FAN FICTION, NON-EROTIC

WINNER
“One With Nature” by Pauline N.

NOMINEES
“Bears” by Eddy M. Bear B., and Others
“One With Nature” by Pauline N.
“Not Fan Fiction” by Lisa F.

HOTTEST TAKE

WINNER
“Tom & Jerry” Was Better Than “Annie Hall”

NOMINEES
Incest
No Funny Films Exist Before 9/11/2001
“Tom & Jerry” Was Better Than “Annie Hall”

HANG-TEN JOLLIEST MOVIE WATCH-ER

WINNER
Ted

NOMINEES
Eddy
Lisa
Mardy
Nik
Ted
Xi

WORST ON-SCREEN CHEMISTRY

WINNER
Steve Martin and Meryl Streep in “It’s Complicated”

NOMINEES
Aaron Eckhart and The Concept of Science in “The Core”
The Day Player and The Camera in “Hitch”
Jack Nicholson and Everyone Else in “As Good as It Gets”
Justin Timberlake and The Concept of Time in “In Time”
Rebel Wilson and The Cockroaches in “Cats”
Steve Martin and Meryl Streep in “It’s Complicated”

BEST CHEMISTRY IN NICE MOVIE CLUB

WINNER
Eddy and Keeping Time Like the Nazis Did

NOMINEES
Brandon and Everyone
Eddy and Keeping Time Like the Nazis Did
Justin and A Lack of Battery in His Devices
Lisa and Umbrella
Nik and Zoom Dates
Pauline and Mute Button on Zoom
Ted and Darkness
Xi and Matthew McConaughey (and Now Paul Newman Also)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A BALDWIN OR NICHOLSON IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

WINNER
Alec Baldwin in “The Edge”

NOMINEES
Alec Baldwin in “It’s Complicated”
Alec Baldwin in “The Edge”
Alec Baldwin in “Something’s Gotta Give”
Jack Nicholson in “How Do You Know?”
Jack Nicholson in “Something’s Gotta Give”

BEST MOVIE QUOTE

WINNER
“Charles!” from “The Edge”

NOMINEES
“Charles!” from “The Edge”
“How about you get down on your knees and kiss my ass for not indicting you as a co-conspirator right now, you chickenshit little Harvard cocksucker?” from “The Firm”
“I let the family into my house, and you know what happened? The family fucked my husband.” from “Soul Food”
“I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” from “Notting Hill”
“Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.” from “Simply Irresistible”
“Snap out of it!” from “Moonstruck” and “Love on Delivery”
Something Jack Nicholson Says
“That bitch ate my sandwich!” from “Love on Delivery”

BEST FAN FICTION, EROTIC

WINNER
“Act Like a Man Too” by Rocko G.

NOMINEES
“Act Like a Man Too” by Rocko G.
“After the Gold Rush” by Ted S.
“Just Happy, Just Fine” by Lisa F.
“Nik-a-Téa-n: Insatiable Craving” by Teá L.

SEXIEST FILM

WINNER
“The Edge”

NOMINEES
“The Edge”
“The Holiday”
“The Thomas Crown Affair”
“Moonstruck”
“Point Break”

FILM THAT MOST NEEDED SEX IN IT

WINNER
“Tom & Jerry”

NOMINEES
“Cool Runnings”
“Dolly Parton: Christmas at Home”
Every Single Film
“Tom & Jerry”
“While You Were Sleeping”
“Wrestlemania”

BIGGEST LOSS

WINNER
Jake’s SEP-IRA

NOMINEES
Adam Wand
Jake’s SEP-IRA
Philip Bosco
Renée
The Twin Towers

BEST SELF-CARE TIP

WINNER
Getting Off

NOMINEES
COVID-19 Vaccinations
Getting Off
Pauline’s Journals

MEANEST NICE MOVIE CLUB MEMBER

WINNER
Eddy

NOMINEES
Abby
Jake
Eddy
Justin
Xi

MEANEST FILM

WINNER
TIE: “1995 Royal Rumble”, “The Witches”

NOMINEES
“1995 Royal Rumble”
“As Good as It Gets”
“It’s Complicated”
Nice Movie Club, After Watching “Cats”
“Simply Irresistible”
“While You Were Sleeping”
“The Witches”

NICEST NICE MOVIE CLUB MEMBER

WINNER
Abby

NOMINEES
Abby
Eddy
Pauline
Xi

NICEST FILM

WINNER
“You’ve Got Mail”

NOMINEES
“Big Night”
“Cool Runnings”
“Enchanted”
“In Time”
“Love on Delivery”
“Soul Food”
“You’ve Got Mail”

WORST FILM

WINNER
“Cats”

NOMINEES
“Cats”
Election Talk
“The Net”
“Simply Irresistible”
“Tom & Jerry: The Movie”

BEST UNSELECTED FILM

WINNER
“Papa Hemingway in Cuba”

NOMINEES
“The Family Stone”
“A Hard Day’s Night”
“Jennifer’s Body”
“Love Rosie”
“Papa Hemingway in Cuba”
“Showgirls”
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze”
“Walking and Talking”

BEST FILM

WINNER
TIE: “Clueless”, “The Firm”, “In Time”, “Love on Delivery”, “Moonstruck”, “Paris Blues”, “Point Break”, “Tom & Jerry”, “You’ve Got Mail”

NOMINEES
“Clueless”
“The Firm”
“In Time”
“Love on Delivery”
“Moonstruck”
“Paris Blues”
“Point Break”
“Tom & Jerry”
“You’ve Got Mail”

MAN OF THE YEAR

WINNER
Brandon

NOMINEES
Brandon